Foreign Objects Sophisticated Anxiety

Perfection is a painfully unattainable illusion in the minds of those burdened by the perpetual and gruesome anxiety of obsession. Luckily we know ourselves and have decoded the secret formula to transmute that horrible burden into sophistication! You see, the horrible anxiety that went into determining the “perfect” blend of El Dorado and Moutere hops, led to this sophisticated little number you’ve got in your hand. Powerful aromas and flavors of tropical lime, juicy passion fruit, pineapple ambrosia, and ‘nilla wafers in this beer tells us that this hop union got us as close to our delusion of perfection as we’ll ever get!