There Does Not Exist Caution: Crushing Hazard
Light Lager · 4.5% ABV
There Does Not Exist · San Luis Obispo, CA
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Beer Description
This beer is CRUSHABLE! Crushing Hazard is the TDNE hot take on the most consumed beer style in the U.S.A. – light lager. Drinker beware, this simply tastes like beer, dude. Its everything we love about sessionable domestic lager
Caution: Crushing Hazard – A word of caution, friends… This beer is CRUSHABLE! Crushing Hazard is the TDNE hot take on the most consumed beer style in the U.S.A. – light lager. Drinker beware, this simply tastes like beer, dude. Its everything we love about sessionable domestic lager – just brewed with high quality German ingredients. A beer for mowing the lawn. A beer for barbecue. A beer for breakfast. A beer for dinner. It’s everything you need, and nothing you don’t. Its CRUSHABLE BEER, made with Cosmic Cowboy love, of course.

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